01 10 / 2014

"

Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

"

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via captainjanewaysexual)

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13 9 / 2014

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03 9 / 2014

"I cannot understand why the world is arranged as it is."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov  (via mercurieux)

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27 8 / 2014

"Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder."

26 8 / 2014

hogarthpress:

Bodleian Library - University of Oxford from Architectural Digest

hogarthpress:

Bodleian Library - University of Oxford from Architectural Digest

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25 8 / 2014

scholasticreadingclub:

nationalbook:

Words only book lovers truly understand.

This is the truth!

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19 8 / 2014

12 8 / 2014

gypsyheart07:

I absolutely love old books

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31 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

slightlyignorant:

And don’t you forget that.

slightlyignorant:

And don’t you forget that.

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